todayy is like so damn borrring la !
omgg . i stay at home going to rot to death liaoo
morning woke up at ten plus
then ate breakfast wif my mum at hougang mall
reached home jiu crapped with her for the whole day
i keep disiao-ing her then she still fu yan me summore !
hahas . she asked my to do housework then i act sick . LOL xP
then she asked me to help her peel something then i tell her
wat if my hand gt broken ? why if my skin gt peel of ?
then i tel her muz go hospital see if gt any internal injury then muz check if my bone gt break
LOL . then she laugheed nn say " u tink ur hand is queen de hand arh ?"
hhahas !
then in e evening , i read the zhong guo historyy , omg
i read until page 8 jiu wan fall asleep liao la .
dunno wat crap they talking . i tinkk imm dead . dunno hw to read finish sia !! ><" t
hen i ben lai wan take a nap , t
hen decided nt to do so cuz my mum wan sleep then i decide to make her dun sleep / a
hahs ! imm badd ><
then after my mum wan cook dinner liao .
then i keep begging her to let me cook while she bathing
hahas !surprisingly larh , the kitchen didnt explode
juz that the garlic becum damn black !
hahas ! imm proud that i actually cook a dishh ! OMG :D
then after i ate dinner smth dammmn funny happen
i go nn take my care bear nn bath it
i took my shampoo nn scrubb it /
then i put in in the water it seemed like a bathtub lidat
after i bath it i took the towel nn wipe it .
I ACTUALLY TOOK IT as a baby . OMG ><"
then i took hair dyer nn dry it . then hahas i help the bear
TO COMB HAIR
hahhaha ! then my mum was like
" ehh u crazy liao arh "
then i was laughing like hell la . after that i act listening to wat the bear want to say
then i tell my mum that the bear say wan to take a stroll in e park
she replied me smth damn funny she say
"you might as well go ask all ur frens de bear acccompany ur bear to stroll at e park, alone v sian"
wthh . i laughed like hell .
then she said that she wan to call mental hospital
then i act listening to it again , i tell my mum that the bear wants to watch tv
then i go turn on tv nn fan then i let it seat in front of th tv then i go bath
my mum was like laughing nn say
" u issit too long no go sch then nth do until becum crazy ?"
hahas ! stupidd sia ! ><"
then after that i told my mum the bear wants to listen to ipod
then i go take out the ipod and put it at the bear's ear
then i pretend it listening until v shuang then dancing . then
my mum was speechless ! hahahas
its a damn stupid thing i did todayy . LOL
one more thinng ,
i go turn on the tv to the indian channel thn tell my mum the bear wan listen to song
then GT ONE INDIAN SINGING
then i go on the music until loud loud
i laughed like hell la , my stomach soo damn pain
u imagine if i turn on some weird music until v loud when i dun even noe wat issit singing
nn hor , the guy sing de lyrics damnn funny la
then i laugh like hell , my mum go scold me ><"
she say that i v bad .! hahahas !
joke of the day ! ;D